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February 24, 2015

CSS humor 3

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Welltrained Monkey @ 12:57 pm

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#wife {right: 100%; margin: 0;}

#titanic {float: none;}

#bermuda-triangle {display: none;}

.invisibility-cloak + #harry-potter {visibility: hidden;}
.invisibility-cloak + #mad-eye-moody {visibility: visible !important;}

#usa + #mexico {border: 1px dashed;}

#europe .country {border: none;}

#china {border-top-style: solid;}

.sniper-mode-engaged {cursor: crosshair;}

.bambis-mom {cursor: crosshair; orphans: 1; }

#periodic {display: table;}

#big-bang::before {content: “”;}

#chucknorris {color: #BADA55;}

#nsa {opacity: 1;}

#tower-of-pisa {font-style: italic;}

#australia {transform: rotateY(180deg);}

.bruce-banner {color: pink; transition: color 10s;}
.bruce-banner .the-hulk {color: green;}

.oliver-queen {cursor: arrow;}

.leprechaun {height: 20%; color: green; display: none;}

.infinity-edge-pools {overflow: hidden;}

.obese {width: 200%; overflow: visible;}

.religious-upbringing {perspective: inherit;}

.yomama {width: 99999999px;}

#lego {display: block;}

.hobbit {height: 50%;}
.hobbit #foot {width: 200%;}

.delorean {z-index: -1955;}

.fear {display: none;}

.usa > .marijuana-laws {
.federal {

cursor: not-allowed !important;

.state {

cursor: wait;

&.AK, &.CO, &.DC, &.OR, &.WA {

cursor: progress;

}

}

}

.single-lane-road {width: auto;}

.samsung {@extend apple;}

.illuminati {position: absolute; visibility: hidden;}

.rich-people {top: 1%;}
.working-class {bottom: 99%;}

gangsta-rap {word-spacing: 0;}

#moses > .sea {column-count: 2;}

#ikea {display: table;}

#autobots {transform: translate3d();}

.government {transition: all 4yr ease-out;}

#rip {
bottom: -6912px;

/* 6912px = 6 feet */

}

.defibrillator {clear: both;}

#muscles {display: flex;}

Source: http://saijogeorge.com/css-puns/

September 11, 2012

Simplify User Content Handling

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — Welltrained Monkey @ 6:00 pm

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Easy file uploads and cloud storage integration

http://www.filepicker.io/

September 23, 2011

Samual L. Ipsum

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Welltrained Monkey @ 6:36 am

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‘And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance …’ Laat Samuel L. Jackson uw Lorum Ipsum maken 🙂 http://slipsum.com/

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